A smattering of lyrics, crippling neuroses, and manatee jokes.

 

finn-at-heart:

fredrickthecool:

metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

Mind = blown

imagine if all the horses in the world became giant spiders.

TAKE THAT BACK TAKE IT BACK NOW OH GOD MY LIVER IS LIQUIFYING

(Source: rhinse)

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

Taco Bell doesn’t qualify as mexican food

lancerbuck:

duez:

gatorfox:

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

XD I can’t not re-blog this oh my god

Huh, I don’t remember this for some  reason! Maybe there’s some old stuff I just never watched? Fun to see though, hard to believe the VAs did it. XD

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! XD

(Source: saraarp)

We don’t learn to love each other well in the easy moments. Anyone is good company at a cocktail party. But love is born when we misunderstand one another and make it right, when we cry in the kitchen, when we show up uninvited with magazines and granola bars, in an effort to say, I love you.

Shauna Niequist, Bread & Wine: A Love Letter to Life Around the Table, with Recipes (via womanbythesea)

(Source: emotional-algebra)

lessons from wrestling: complete trust

bestnatesmithever:

letstalkimprov:

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Wrestlers trust each other, full stop. It just doesn’t work if you don’t. You have to trust that the other person is going to take a hit when you give it, to make your moves look awesome, to listen when you’re calling the match (i.e. making it up as you go and telling each other what moves you’re about to do) and to not physically hurt you for real. If you don’t trust the other person in ring, you’ll be secretly trying to protect yourself, trying to control the match, and you won’t be fully present, which means you could actually hurt yourself or them or a bystander.

If you don’t trust your fellow players on the improv stage, you will be too busy protecting yourself from looking silly to do a good scene, and you’ll hurt the work. Or your scene partner. Trust that you will both make the other look good, that you will listen to each other, and that you will give each other a great time. 

This is a really great comparison.

I think it was Sylvester Stallone that said wrestlers are the best improv workers around. I’ve always agreed.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.