A smattering of lyrics, crippling neuroses, and manatee jokes.

 

zuzuhiddles:

There are things about the Spongebob movie I wanted to know about. 

This is not one of those things.

(Source: itsvondell)

my sister: oh my god

me: what?

my sister: i just realized something

me: ?

my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.

my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.

me: huh

my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.

me: O_O

my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

x-jean:

brothernathan:

x-jean:

brothernathan:

Did no one tell Bryan Singer that having Bishop exist as a character  negates the need to psychically time travel

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Why did they need to desecrate the glory of Days of Future Past when they could have just made a time traveling X-Men movie. Time travel and X-Men go together like bread and toasters jfc.

time travel goes with the xmen like dying does. and randomly hooking up

X-Men in two Screencaps:

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thats it thats all you need to know

The X-Men movie franchise has to shit on everything we’ve loved. That’s why the Gambit and Deadpool solo movies have both been scrapped; because they were actually starting to look like they wouldn’t suck.